Runway-certified bird pursuit
Inu Flight
School
Flight instruction pauses when local pigeons file a challenge.
First Diversion
One pigeon passed ahead, and the syllabus immediately lost authority.
Instructor's Note
Every lesson begins with a walkaround, a weather check, and a solemn promise to ignore local birds. Today the promise lasted six seconds. The Roadster climbed cleanly, all four vapor jets stayed mostly even, and the planned circuit became an unscheduled pursuit over runway nine. Students should review the official correction: keep both paws forward, maintain altitude, monitor the windshield, and never let a pigeon choose the syllabus.
Runway Nine Practical
The instructor demonstrates stable thrust while selecting a completely unauthorized destination.
- Lesson left unattended
- Bird has priority
- Jets mostly level
School Motto
A proper circuit ends wherever the nearest pigeon decides.
Inu Flight School
Class dismissed. Pursuit remains in progress.